my entire existence can be summed up by “a pleasure to have in class”

mechastreisand:

the year is 2017
children now ask their parents to check under their beds for nicki minaj instead of monsters

petewentzemolobster:

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it

bipch:

• 

what are you twelve? delete that shit and start over

• 

oh im sorry i didn’t realize that this was 2007

DO IT AGAIN

• 

you know what fuck it let’s just do spastic capitalization

• 

yeah you’re totally ready now, champ

i need a drink

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

the somewhat chilly war

i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that

mikocollado:

Whenever I get a glimpse of you I just want to give you a hug and tell you how much I really like you.

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to see a doctor next week and ask if its too late to abort me